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By popular demand… I finally got a chance to look through some of The Screen Cap Chick’s fab caps and find our best model faces for cycle 11!  In honor of the recap episode, we’re rewinding all the way back to episode 1 to take a look at our favorite models and their lovely, fierce faces!

Everyone remembers the girl who insisted that she is America’s Next Top Model, right?  Ah, ShaRaun… maybe now you’ll have time to study English grammar and proper verb tenses.  Her model face: Crazy?  Piggish?

The next girl eliminated couldn’t close her mouth, either.  It’s Nikeysha, Scandaleisha’s long-lost twin!

One thing I will give Brittany — she was very pretty… so much so that it was quite difficult to find a proper “model face” for her.  I suppose this one will do, though.  Speaking of verb tenses… anyone else find it funny that we tend to refer to the eliminated girls in the past tense, as if they cease to exist the moment Tyra kicks them to the curb?

Hannah had so many fantastic model faces that I couldn’t choose just one.  Couldn’t you just see these on the cover of Vogue Alaska?  Oh, wait…

Besides looking quite masculine and — what was it Elina called her?  psychotic hyena? – Isis also managed to look downright frightening at times.

Clark was another “pretty girl,” and besides that, they really didn’t show her very often in the earlier episodes.  I did manage to find a few “high-school yearbook-worthy” shots like this one.

And, finally, we have the most-recently eliminated “beauty,” Lauren Brie.  Although, frankly, I think her “falling-down-the-stairs” shot was worse than even this one.

And so, that brings us down to our final seven.  Who will be America’s Next Top Tyra Banks?

Will it be Analeigh, the graceful ice-skating beauty?

Will it be Elina, the exotic PETA animal-lover?

Will it be Joslyn, the girl whose face scares me more than any other? (WARNING: Scroll at your own risk!)

Will it be lovely French Marjorie?

Or the photogenic tomboy McKey?

Could it be the California blonde Samantha?

Or the bold, outgoing Sheena?

Of course… we all know the answer… there’s no winner besides our own beloved Ms Tyra Banks herself!