If Tyra Chose the President…

November 5, 2008 at 2:09 am | In Uncategorized | 10 Comments

Tyra: We are down to the final two, and it is now time for the judges to deliberate, looking at your entire portfolio as a whole, in order to determine the winner.  When we return, we will have our final elimination.

Week 1 Theme: At the Office

Obama-
Tyra would criticize him for not smiling with his eyes.
Nigel would gush about how much he loved the lighting.
Miss Jay would comment on how he makes politics look goooooooood.
And Paulina would pipe in that it’s a fine picture, but she doesn’t know if he has what it takes.

McCain -
Tyra would wrinkle up her nose and talk about how stiff he looks, then proceed to do the robot.
Nigel would lament how he didn’t do more to fill the frame and make his shape interesting.
Miss Jay would comment on the facial expression and how it looked like he just smelled something bad.
And Paulina would go back and forth about what a bad picture it is, but how he has so much potential.
Week 2 Theme: In the Spotlight

Obama –
Tyra would demonstrate how to make move his head so that his jaw and nose didn’t look so big.
Nigel would complain about how he doesn’t really seem to be making contact with the camera.
Miss Jay would say the pose looks like some sort of funky dance move… and then demonstrate.
And Paulina would express how much she hates what he’s doing with is “claw-hands.”

McCain-
Tyra would say he has a “crazy eye” and then demonstrate how to change the position of your face so that your eyes look the same size.
Nigel would comment on the enthusiastic attitude shown at the photo shoot.
Miss Jay would scoff at the outdated and amateur pose, calling it “Modeling 101.”
And Paulina would say, “Well I kind of like it; it’s charming,” and leave it at that.
Week 3 Theme: “Beauty” Shot

Obama-
Tyra would feel touched by the emotion in this photo, and rave about how he’s smiling with his eyes.
Nigel would like this photo, and then give some vague reason about why.
Miss Jay would call it fierce.
And Paulina would shrug and admit that it’s pretty good.

Tyra would tell him that he needs to learn how to puff out his lips so they look more full and shapely.
Nigel would say he just didn’t like it, and give some vague reason why not.
Miss Jay would comment on how old it makes him look, and how no one wants to look older than they actually are.
And Paulina would admit that it’s not his best shot, but how she thinks it shows a vulnerable side to him.

WHO will be eliminated NEXT?

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  1. Love it!!! :)

  2. hahahahahaha that was FAB(:
    i hope obama won…. again… lol

  3. Yeah I think Obama pretty much won that photo shoot. But I loved that segment, I laughed at every single comment.

  4. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  5. obama is antp he won yes best antp out of all 44 winners.

  6. mccain is dead in the eyes in every shot no wonder he lost

  7. This is the most perfect concept EVER made in the history of everything. <3 I actually think about that, and I Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Mike Gravel, Hillary Clinton, etc. fading out with the music playing.

    Obama is America’s Next Top President! He’s fiiiiieeeeerrrrrccccee. The first socialistic winner, I’m totally lovin’ it. <3 You did a wonderful job, haha. Had me laughing hard.

    The first photo of Obama is the best of the cycle! McCain was so disappointing in the final runway.

  8. OBAMA!!!! =D

  9. lol now do a clinton vs palin!

  10. I love your site!

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